What a freaking week.
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As always, it was a demented week here in Trump’s Christo-Fascist America. If you’re having trouble keeping up, we’ve pulled together a list of some of the week’s most psychotic happenings. Here’s a preview: Our wartime president’s own military is thankfully going behind his demented back, gunfire and pandemonium at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and the unhinged women who want to cede their right to vote. Plus, a bonus from this month’s best titty news.
A California man is in custody for a shooting at the hotel hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
This story is still developing, and we’ll have tons more to share tomorrow. In the meantime, drop your theories below. For what it’s worth, Trump seems overjoyed to use the shooting as ammunition for…building his own ballroom. Okay.
Should Women Be Allowed to Vote…?
These freaks have accrued tremendous power, and they are absolutely singular in their mission to control every element of your life.
FBI Director Kash Patel is terrified of getting hauled in front of Congress to prove he isn’t an alcoholic.
Don’t forget that he’s using his power — and the power of the FBI — to fly his girlfriend around on a government jet. That means that you, reader, are paying for it. What’s more, he’s using federal power to intimidate a reporter who uncovered his malfeasance. These fucking bedwetters. We’re joined by Josh to unpack this titty baby over on Youtube, who went absolutely off the rails defending his girlfriend, who he calls a “country music sensation.” Choice quote from Josh: “If you put this shit up on a Saturday Night Live skit, I would say this isn’t possible.” Watch now.
Trump’s Own Military Doesn’t Trust His Demented Ass
It’s no surprise that we have a wartime president with dementia — not to mention his long list of other mental disorders and physical ailments — whose own Department of Defense has no choice but to hide critical information from the Commander-in-Chief.
Even billionaires think they should be taxed.
This week, Chair of the Patriotic Millionaires Morris Pearl joined the podcast to discuss doing what’s right for all of us: taxing the rich. In a world of Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Jeff Bezos, and every other shit-eating rich baby who bent the knee to Trump in exchange for plundering even more from the American people, here’s to common sense and patriotism. Watch now.
In a nutshell, I personally am tired of the drama and I have to keep telling myself that it is all the plan. Create the chaos so everyone will be so tired and give up. This renews me. I am on first name basis with my electeds who are Rs. Lucky me.