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Kim Lopez's avatar

You think Loomer will become Musk's new baby mama lol...

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Marty's avatar

eeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i can't get that image outta my head..

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Anna B's avatar

That was exactly my thought. Maybe his X solicitations aren't going so well ?? Whether rumor or something the Musktoid said, I read that he was thinking of setting up his own compound with his children and their moms -- gave me a really creepy feeling ... shades of Jonestown.

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Cherie's avatar

They deserve each other.

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Cheri ODell's avatar

That’s a disgusting thought- they don’t need to procreate please.

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Celeste Vitrano's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

C sections cause big lips so you know he wants a baby with her

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Sunshine's avatar

Maybe Elon can build a little cottage adjacent to the white house for him and Loomer so they feel "closer" to donOLD. Because apparently Elon can buy anything he wants.

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Nancy L. Hoffmann's avatar

I recommend the garage.

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Sunshine's avatar

Great idea😁

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Marty's avatar

Elmo can have his 15th child with loomer... as long as he's ok with whatever creature she creates.

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Barbara Press's avatar

You are right; it would almost be comical, except these are our leaders in charge. Love the bottomfeeder comment... there it is...

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Polly's avatar

I’m so appauled by Stephen Miller… he frightens me…. Look at his background: https://www.splcenter.org/resources/extremist-files/stephen-miller/

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Polly's avatar

Oops: appalled

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WelpThisIsTheBadPlace's avatar

Truly anything that makes Elon Musk cry more is the top of my wish list.

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Karen Silkworm's avatar

Code word for how about I put a CRISPR bun in that oven cutie the others are acting super prissy...

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Lucia Romano, MBA's avatar

I fucking love you guys ... I mean lesbians.

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Valerie Starr's avatar

It’s the horror movie you didn’t know you had to see The almost Bride of Frankenstein and The Thing.

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applecore's avatar

🤣🤞🤞🤞🤞

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Noble Blend's avatar

But Loomer was in the Oval Office this morning, she was part of the WH Press Pool for Dr.Oz’s swearing in. I read it in an MSN article that has her as a journalist 😳😒

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Patrick Pascale's avatar

Can't resist groveling to a Trumpism (for non-Trumpers)! , Laura Looney and Egad MUSKR_T and attached ...at the hip.

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Free K lc A§€ teviewR's avatar

Elon claims he’s smartest guy alive, but brain cells

run on TikTok squirrel energy-no wonder he only

speaks bird language, maybe bitter Marilyn wanted Einstein’s baby,

not this wannabe with Wi-Fi glitches and ego.

Marilyn Monroe’s smarts? Rumored IQ one-six-five to one-six-eight,

read 400 books, ran her own company like boss.

“Dumb blonde” was just her Hollywood act, she was

witty, tough, and business smart-Elon just tweets chaos.

Half the time Elon talks, I get amnesia, like Anastasia-

except instead of memory loss, I want to forget tweets.

Elon loves comparing self to Roman emperors, those statues

have small penises because ancients thought small meant bigger brain.

Probably some ancient a**hole with serious attitude problem-sound familiar?

Yet Elon’s ego’s bigger than any marble emperor statue,

and their statues didn’t tweet chaos every single day.

Big brain, small package was never meant for Elon,

it’s just his ego bigger than all his glitches.

Meanwhile, Matthew Gray Gubler’s about to star as Einstein’s

great-grandson on CBS-at least Gubler has better shot

at being Einstein reincarnated; Elon’s just stuck being X-Man,

no superpowers, just super tweets. Gubler’s IQ’s 187, Elon’s

lost in space; Gubler reads 20,000 words per minute,

Elon can’t even read the room or his audience.

Every Elon tweet causes “50 Shades of Gray-mnesia,” forget anesthesia,

I need a full reboot after his Twitter rants.

If “50 Shades of Gubler” ever existed, dialogue would be intelligent,

Elon’s version would just be 50 shades of cringe.

If intelligence measured in puns, Elon would be busted,

Gubler’s the real genius in the room-no contest here.

Contacts and Links:

Elon Musk

X (formerly Twitter): @elonmusk

Tesla email: [email protected]

SpaceX email: [email protected]

Neuralink email: [email protected]

Government email: erm71@who.eop.gov

Matthew Gray Gubler

Instagram: @gublergram

IMDb: imdb.com/name/nm1219477/

Email: [email protected]

Fan mail:

Anonymous Content, 8501 Washington Blvd., Culver City, CA 90232-7443, USA

Phone: (310) 558-3667 | Fax: (310) 558-4212

CBS

Official: cbs.com

Updates: @CBS on X

Let me know if you want it adjusted further!

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Scott's avatar

Love you ladies, keep calling out the bullshit.

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Dottie Hardbuckle's avatar

‘Something is out of reach

-his oldest pain and fear in life

Something he wanted

-there’ll not be time

Something is out of reach

-his oldest pain and fear in life

He’s being taunted

-there’ll not be time, oh no

Something is out of reach

Hey

That he can't beg or steal

Nor can he buy’

-10,000 Maniacs feat. Michael Stipe

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Terry Westbrook-Lienert's avatar

This would be amusing if it weren't so tragic and destructive.

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